You have to like this. This kitty is so cute!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
年度笑話冠軍
一隻蛇與一隻兔子在森林中的叉路相撞，兩人爭吵一陣後竟發現，彼此都是個瞎子，便惺惺相惜了起來。
蛇泣道：「我從小就沒了父母，連水中的倒影也看不見，到現在我還不曉得我是什麼動物。」「我也是耶！」兔子也感傷的說：「我也不知道自己長什麼樣子.....」
一陣長談，蛇想出了一個點子，它向兔子道：「我想到了，我門彼此觸摸對方，告訴對方是什麼動物好嗎？」
兔子興奮的大叫 :「好啊好啊好啊，我終於可以知道我是什麼動物了！」
蛇說：「我先來！！」
接著他便把小白兔捲起來......
「嗯！ 你有溫暖的身體，毛茸茸的身子，長長大大的耳朵，尖尖的鼻子，健壯的後腿，還有一小條尾巴，末端還附一個小毛球....」
「我知道了！！」蛇高興的大喊：「你是隻小白兔！！」
知道身世的兔子大喜：「該我了，該我了！！」
便蹦蹦跳跳到了蛇的身邊，開始用鼻子觸摸....「嗯？哇！！你是個冷血動物，臉皮跟身子皮都很厚，還有黏黏噁心的外表，嘖嘖！有長長可以到處鑽的身體，但是竟然沒有肩膀.........哇靠！頭小小的沒什麼腦袋，嘴巴竟是全身最大的器官......天啊！！嘴巴裡有毒牙！還有分叉的舌頭！！」
兔子突然大怒跳開：「你他媽的竟然是立法委員！！」
蛇泣道：「我從小就沒了父母，連水中的倒影也看不見，到現在我還不曉得我是什麼動物。」「我也是耶！」兔子也感傷的說：「我也不知道自己長什麼樣子.....」
一陣長談，蛇想出了一個點子，它向兔子道：「我想到了，我門彼此觸摸對方，告訴對方是什麼動物好嗎？」
兔子興奮的大叫 :「好啊好啊好啊，我終於可以知道我是什麼動物了！」
蛇說：「我先來！！」
接著他便把小白兔捲起來......
「嗯！ 你有溫暖的身體，毛茸茸的身子，長長大大的耳朵，尖尖的鼻子，健壯的後腿，還有一小條尾巴，末端還附一個小毛球....」
「我知道了！！」蛇高興的大喊：「你是隻小白兔！！」
知道身世的兔子大喜：「該我了，該我了！！」
便蹦蹦跳跳到了蛇的身邊，開始用鼻子觸摸....「嗯？哇！！你是個冷血動物，臉皮跟身子皮都很厚，還有黏黏噁心的外表，嘖嘖！有長長可以到處鑽的身體，但是竟然沒有肩膀.........哇靠！頭小小的沒什麼腦袋，嘴巴竟是全身最大的器官......天啊！！嘴巴裡有毒牙！還有分叉的舌頭！！」
兔子突然大怒跳開：「你他媽的竟然是立法委員！！」
Sunday, November 29, 2009
富人; 窮人
"當你得意的時候，它是你的一條退路； 當你失意的時候，它是你的一條出路。 我們並不缺少機會，而是缺少訊息； 我們並不缺少訊息，而是缺少貴人相告； 我們並不缺少貴人相告，而是缺少相信。 我們之所以不相信，是因為我們拒絕了解！ 富人都是相信再看見;窮人都是看見再相信~~~ 請問您想當哪一種人呢?!"
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Catholic Coffee
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says,
"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" stomach and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says,
"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" stomach and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Software as a Service
The first time I learned the term SaaS was when I attended a service science seminar in the Raddison Hotel in Taipei. SaaS stands for Software as a Service. SaaS is a model of software deployment whereby a provider licenses an application to customers for use as a service on demand.
Sounds complicated? You shouldn’t feel this way; if you have a gmail account than you are already the benefactor of SaaS. Gmail is basically an email service (an application) that you subscribe through your internet browser. There is no software to install or program to update even though Google upgrades its software almost once every quarter.
The advantages of SaaS are tremendous:
1. There is no upfront cost to buy the application software, which could run up to thousands of dollars.
2. You pay a monthly fee, kind of like paying for your phone bill
3. Application can be accessed anywhere and anytime as long as you can log on to the Internet.
4. Data is securely saved in a professional data center, backed up daily in several locations
5. Software upgrade is completely transparent
Salesforce.com, one of the pioneers in the adaptation of SaaS made millions with its CRM systems. Smaller company like Armorize Technologies is able to sustain its revenue growth without the aid of venture capitalists or banks. Could this be the next disruptive technology in software evolution? Would Microsoft follow Google’s footstep by launching its Microsoft Office in SaaS format? Let’s us just wait and see.
Sounds complicated? You shouldn’t feel this way; if you have a gmail account than you are already the benefactor of SaaS. Gmail is basically an email service (an application) that you subscribe through your internet browser. There is no software to install or program to update even though Google upgrades its software almost once every quarter.
The advantages of SaaS are tremendous:
1. There is no upfront cost to buy the application software, which could run up to thousands of dollars.
2. You pay a monthly fee, kind of like paying for your phone bill
3. Application can be accessed anywhere and anytime as long as you can log on to the Internet.
4. Data is securely saved in a professional data center, backed up daily in several locations
5. Software upgrade is completely transparent
Salesforce.com, one of the pioneers in the adaptation of SaaS made millions with its CRM systems. Smaller company like Armorize Technologies is able to sustain its revenue growth without the aid of venture capitalists or banks. Could this be the next disruptive technology in software evolution? Would Microsoft follow Google’s footstep by launching its Microsoft Office in SaaS format? Let’s us just wait and see.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Judging a Book by Its Cover
The other day I told my wife that I found a certain celebrity exceptionally pretty. She laughed and said because she has an educated look. Then I told her I also like a newscaster from ET Today, she smirked and said she is simply a good looking brainless bimbo.
Come to think of it, you can, to some degree, judge a person’s culture background by his or her looks. Here are my personal observations:
1. Highly educated people tend to have more elegant manner (with an exception of our past minister of education who seems to take pride in picking his nose in public).
2. Construction workers are usually tanned, muscle bound, and red faced (excessive alcohol consumption?). Their teeth are stained with betel nut juice and the facial muscles are marred with harshness and brut.
3. People who dress nicely gain more respect from others
I am particularly puzzled by my last statement because choice of clothing can easily upgrade one’s look without too much of an investment. A simple but well pressed shirt, a color coordinated pair of pants, and a nicely combed hair makes all the difference.
Come to think of it, you can, to some degree, judge a person’s culture background by his or her looks. Here are my personal observations:
1. Highly educated people tend to have more elegant manner (with an exception of our past minister of education who seems to take pride in picking his nose in public).
2. Construction workers are usually tanned, muscle bound, and red faced (excessive alcohol consumption?). Their teeth are stained with betel nut juice and the facial muscles are marred with harshness and brut.
3. People who dress nicely gain more respect from others
I am particularly puzzled by my last statement because choice of clothing can easily upgrade one’s look without too much of an investment. A simple but well pressed shirt, a color coordinated pair of pants, and a nicely combed hair makes all the difference.
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